Meet Clever

Hey there, fella. Yeah, I know. You really think you're top shit because she's with you now, huh? Well guess what. Things aren't over until you've read this strongly worded blog article I'm going to passive aggressively post on Facebook without mentioning you by name. So let's get right to it. Here are the top 5 things you really ought to know. 1. My dick is still really big This may come as a surprise to you, considering she's with you now. But, I actually have quite a sizeable cock. I don't like to brag and I'm actually quite shy to admit these sorts of things. But honestly I would say my penis is in the top 10 largest of all my grad class. 2. You should come over to my house and wrestle me in my own backyard Then we'll see who's tough. I'll put on Yeezus  real loud and we'll take off our shirts and just go at it in the grass. No punching or kicking. First one to tap or go unconscious loses. I'll beat your sorry ass, then ...

F uckin' right on. You did it. You bought some chickens. This is sick. Here's what you're going to want to do. 1. Pen those bastards in: Do not let the chickens escape. Create a fence in your backyard and let them run around there. Use chicken wire for this. But do not forget the most important aspect of chicken-penning: do not let them escape.      "buy a big bag of seed" 2. Feed them: The common chicken. You're going to want to go to maybe Walmart and buy a big bag of seed. Look on the bag for pictures of chickens since those bags will probably be most likely to provide proper nutrition to chickens. If you can't find the bag with the chicken picture, you can settle for one with cardinals or pigeons. Do not feed them white bread unless it is a special treat like their birthday or something. Do not feed them rice or else they might explode overnight. 3. Build them a house: Actually, they can stay in the house with you if you really...