Top 5 Ways to Pass the Time at the Clinic
The country is short on doctors these days. A trip to your nearest clinic will surely result in an hour and a half wait to see a woman whose patience has run thin (but sadly not her patients). So what is one to do with all that free time? Well, luckily I've thought this one out for you. Here are the top five things to do while waiting to see your doctor. 1. Cough moistly One sure-fire way to pass the time is as old as whooping cough itself. Inflate those lungs and listen to the wet howl of your mucus reverberate through the room as you exhale violently. Still time to spare? Do it again! This activity costs nothing and is an easy way to communicate your sickness to others. 2. Shake your leg and look suspiciously around the room Those doctors back there have all kinds of sharp instruments. Good lord, I hope they don't use them on me. Just relax. Hopefully she'll just prescribe something nice and write me a note dismissing me from work for a few days. One time ...