Top 5 Little Known Uses for Your Bathtub

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It sits there, day after day, taking up space at the far end of your bathroom. You've probably looked at it a hundred times without a second thought. If you're like millions of Canadians nation-wide, you probably don't even know you have one. But your bathtub, in reality, has dozens of practical uses that very few would ever consider. So let's take a look at some of the most useful applications of this porcelain enigma. Here are the top five little known uses for your bathtub.

1. Cup holder
This is a bathtub.
That's right, the bottom of your bathtub can serve as a perfect surface on which you can place anything from a mug of coffee to a glass of wine! This little tip might just change your morning bathroom routine for good.


 "Who's going to check your bathtub for a grow-op?"


 2. Garden
Most bathtubs are in reality around 99% void. This means they are perfect for filling with soil and planting vegetables such as potatoes and carrots. Don't like carrots? Grow weed. Who's going to check your bathtub for a grow-op? Nobody. The police probably have never even heard of one let alone know that they can be filled with dirt.

3. Jello mold
Looking to make a splash at your next dinner party? Bring a bathtub-shaped jello sculpture. It will feed everybody and identify you as a person of character.

4. Not a place for Pilates
The bathtub is a great place to not do Pilates, as there is not much room in it for a fully-grown adult to move about with ease.

5. Screen for a nadir-projection of Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
With much difficulty you could set up a projector to play Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens on the floor of your bathtub. This would be very inconvenient in terms of actually watching the movie but it would be neat.




JW.

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