Meet Clever

It sits there, day after day, taking up space at the far end of your bathroom. You've probably looked at it a hundred times without a second thought. If you're like millions of Canadians nation-wide, you probably don't even know you have one. But your bathtub, in reality, has dozens of practical uses that very few would ever consider. So let's take a look at some of the most useful applications of this porcelain enigma. Here are the top five little known uses for your bathtub. 1. Cup holder This is a bathtub. That's right, the bottom of your bathtub can serve as a perfect surface on which you can place anything from a mug of coffee to a glass of wine! This little tip might just change your morning bathroom routine for good. "Who's going to check your bathtub  for a grow-op?" 2. Garden Most bathtubs are in reality around 99% void. This means they are perfect for filling with soil and planting vegetables such as potatoes and c...

That afternoon I sat and considered most things as they are and how they appear to be: the couch and cushions, raspy and woolen and grey; the bespeckled carpet; the fish twisting in the lazy murk of water and algae. Then upon an adulterated state my mind began to wander and consider, wonder and contemplate: the idea that November means brandy. So I wanted to make an adventure into the dry valley air and taste the wind and watch the anonymous faces whiz by holding and hiding unknown desires the likes of mine. By chance some may be afflicted with the same prescription. Be it by habit or vice these people have come to pilot steel with sunken brain or lifted lung, or some ill-calculated combination. Such is the way of a small-town boy, finding fun in things deemed malicious and regrettable, gagging out the window in an attempt to dispel wisps of creosote, or sprawling hands through sands to find beach spiders, finding them in absolute dread and horror and consequently seeking comfort in f...